{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"peepeeplush1","title":"PeePeePlush™","description":"\u003cp style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Cabin, sans-serif; font-size: 19px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKinda long, kinda chonk, the absolute unit!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 19.4444px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30cm and 50cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px 0px 19.4444px;\"\u003eEvery single PeePee is stuffed with premium cotton!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0323\/9693\/5299\/files\/FB7_480x480.jpg?v=1580451960\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"544\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Cabin, sans-serif; font-size: 19px;\"\u003eAn adorable plush in the shape of a giant penis\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Cabin, sans-serif; font-size: 19px;\"\u003eWell, the plush is giant, the penis it depicts isn’t\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Cabin, sans-serif; font-size: 19px;\"\u003eIts proportions are rather chode-like\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Cabin, sans-serif; font-size: 19px;\"\u003eMind you, it’s almost 12 inches long...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Cabin, sans-serif; font-size: 19px;\"\u003eIt’s super cuddly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0px 0px 17.5px 35px; padding: 0px; list-style-position: outside; list-style-image: initial; color: #000000; font-family: Cabin, sans-serif; font-size: 19px;\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet PeePee, a giant cuddly penis that packs some frankly obscene girth. This stuffed cock is nearly 12 inches long and has slightly terrifying black little eyes that you could get lost in if you tried. We recommend you don’t try though. Explaining to a bystander why you were gazing longingly at a humongous plush chode is no mean feat.\u003cbr\u003eSnuggle up with PeePee and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection - because you’re girth it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #000000; margin: 0px 0px 19.4444px; font-family: Cabin, sans-serif; font-size: 19px;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0323\/9693\/5299\/files\/FB10_480x480.gif?v=1580451924\" alt=\"\" width=\"537\" height=\"533\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eOUR GUARANTEE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnique authentic quality, everything is originally made with details!\u003cbr\u003eWe will try out best to provide you with top tier customer service to have you satisfied with your shopping experience.\u003cbr\u003eWe have a dedicated \u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003esupport team\u003c\/span\u003e!\u003cbr\u003eWe offer free replacement for any lost package, or damaged product, please contact us via email at \u003cspan\u003esupport@\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003epeepee-plush\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.com.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e*We are NOT responsible for any missing orders from any other websites. This is our only shop!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #000000; margin: 0px 0px 19.4444px; font-family: Cabin, sans-serif; font-size: 19px;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0323\/9693\/5299\/files\/4_480x480.jpg?v=1580217789\" alt=\"\" width=\"538\" height=\"384\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #000000; margin: 0px; font-family: Cabin, sans-serif; font-size: 19px;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eStop looking at me, perve\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PeePeePlush","offers":[{"title":"Small PeePee (30cm)","offer_id":32996418158637,"sku":"29959414-30cm","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Big PeePee (50cm)","offer_id":32996418125869,"sku":"29959414-50cm","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0354\/6015\/3389\/products\/FB6_1024x1024_2x_1024x1024_2x_e22b4cad-3ccc-45b1-a73e-2c5092a1e882.jpg?v=1583693526"}],"url":"https:\/\/peepeeplush.myshopify.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"PeePeePlush","version":"1.0","type":"link"}